Meet Lynsey, the office maestro, the scheduler extraordinaire, and the undisputed queen of trashy reality TV! As the center cog of MTA’s well-oiled machine, she keeps the chaos at bay while simultaneously dodging Tanner’s wild schedule like a ninja avoiding throwing stars.

But Lynsey’s talents don’t end with office management; oh no, she’s also a thrill-seeker on wheels, zipping around town on her scooter like a suburban speed demon. With wind in her hair and a sense of adventure in her heart, she’s the daredevil of the neighborhood, leaving pedestrians in her wake and car alarms in her trail.

When she’s not jetting around on her scooter or running the show at the office, you’ll find Lynsey jet-setting with her husband and three kids, in search of sandy beaches and new adventures. And let’s not forget her guilty pleasure—trashy reality TV shows that she binge-watches with the enthusiasm of a toddler in a candy store.

Despite her fascination with polygamy (thanks, reality TV), Lynsey assures us she’s sticking with just one husband and zero sister wives. And with her propensity for jumping at the slightest noise, office discussions have even turned to the idea of outfitting her with a bell so she can hear her coworkers coming.

So, whether you need office assistance, travel tips, or just someone to discuss the latest episode of “Real Housewives,” Lynsey is your go-to gal at MTA. Just watch out for her scooter—she’s been known to take corners like a pro skateboarder on a half-pipe!